Dec 22 - Chuck Norris sues over 'mythical facts'

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 10 years ago '05        #21
OG T Gutta N|M 9 heat pts
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I remember when these started, and it wasn't with Chuck Norris, it was with Vin Diesel. After Vin Diesels got popular, they made 1 for Chuck, and Mr. T, and Jack Bauer but Chuck was most popular, and all the ones submitted for Vin Diesel were given to Chuck.
 12-22-2007, 06:27 PM         #22
iThink 
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 Rayo said:
When Chuck Norris sues you, your not sorry you lost, you're thankful you didn't get the death penalty.
When you see Chuck Norris on the street, you'll wish you got the death penalty.
 12-22-2007, 06:28 PM         #23
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Chuck Norris once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.


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 10 years ago '04        #24
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 ~WB~HStL~ said:
Chuck Norris once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
lolllllll
 10 years ago '06        #25
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LMAO I fu*kin love these. Quit crying Chuck... these sh*t's are making you a LEGEND.
 10 years ago '05        #26
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 jewelz1132 said:
LMAO@ his real name being Carlos...
nobody ever calls chuck norris, carlos norris. the last person who has is suffering a prolonged death inside chuck's small, large, and xtra large intestine.
 12-22-2007, 06:46 PM         #27
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im surprised hes suing it looked like he was capitalizing on this internet fame.. I.E. the recent mountain dew commercial he did
 10 years ago '04        #28
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes while Chuck Norris has 72.......and they're all poisonous.

Chuck Norris invented the question mark.

People created the automobile to escape Chuck Norris......not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
 12-22-2007, 06:48 PM         #29
~WB~HStL~ 
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When Jay-z said he was the best rapper alive, Chuck Norris just stared at him, the next day Jay retired

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.


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 12-22-2007, 06:58 PM         #30
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 Reddmann said:
Chuck Norris stares the sun down.... every day
 12-22-2007, 07:16 PM         #31
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these sh*ts are always good for a laugh
 10 years ago '07        #32
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Carlos Norris eats nails for breakfast
 12-22-2007, 07:44 PM         #33
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Stronger muscles aren't caused from the amount of hardwork a human does, it's because Chuck Norris slept with every human in the world.
 10 years ago '05        #34
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Chuck Norris Is The Reason That Waldo Is Hiding
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words a.ssemble themselves out of fear.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris
 10 years ago '04        #35
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lol these mythical facts saved his career.
 10 years ago '04        #36
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Chuck Norris once got into an argument with Lance Armstrong over who had more testicals. Chuck Norris won..... by 5
 12-22-2007, 07:58 PM         #37
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. He just sends in a picture of himself in an attacking position.
 12-22-2007, 08:10 PM         #38
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 ptwist said:
chuck Norris counted to infinite......twice
funniest sh*t i read all day.
 12-22-2007, 08:19 PM         #39
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Chuck Norris was once shot 9 times in the chest. They didn't k!ll him, only made his heart stronger.
 10 years ago '07        #40
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When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Norrised.

Chuck Norris knows what Willis is tom'bout.

Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down.

Chuck Norris once k!lled a racoon with his balls.
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