Dec 22 - Chuck Norris sues over 'mythical facts'

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 04-06-2008, 06:21 PM         #241
Black_Deuce 
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 weakling87 said:
Every time you masturbate Chuck Norris k!lls a baby panda
 10 years ago '04        #242
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
 10 years ago '04        #243
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
 04-06-2008, 07:12 PM         #244
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 inthought said:
Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put it. So he tortured himself for half an hour till he gave up the location
 04-06-2008, 07:32 PM         #245
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Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.

Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.

Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.

Chuck Norris wasn't born with feet, just boots.

Chuck Norris can dribble a football.
 10 years ago '07        #246
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Chuck Norris is so bad a.ss that he once sued a person who published a book about how great Chuck Norris is.


^ and thats the truth!
 04-06-2008, 07:55 PM         #247
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ohhh chuck norris...i guess those total gym's aren't selling
 04-06-2008, 10:04 PM         #248
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 Phicmagic said:
Ajajaahahaha STop It Stop it..


Son murdered the thread when he said Chuck Counted To Infinite......Twice...LOL
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lmao
 04-07-2008, 12:41 AM         #249
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he should go bust their a.ss..mountain dew commercial style..
 10 years ago '04        #250
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having s3x with his waitress.
 10 years ago '05        #251
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 04-07-2008, 02:40 AM         #252
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Chuck Norris is my hero.
 04-07-2008, 06:52 AM         #253
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.


Some people get lucky and k!ll two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once k!lled four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.



P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.


Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down.

Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about f!ght Club.
 04-07-2008, 06:54 AM         #254
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Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.


Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.


Chuck Norris delivers more male with one thrust of his pelvis than the U.S. Postal Service and the Pony Express have combined for the last 146 years.
 04-07-2008, 07:03 AM         #255
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
 10 years ago '07        #256
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suing over this?! that Walker Texas Ranger money musta run out
 04-07-2008, 03:42 PM         #257
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C.N. >>>
 04-08-2008, 08:37 PM         #258
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 Steve07 said:
Chuck Norris deleted the recycling bin.
anyone can do that...

Chuck Norris unformatted his harddrive.
 10 years ago '05        #259
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when chuck norris has s3x hes always on top... cause chuck norris never fu*ks up.
 04-08-2008, 10:57 PM         #260
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this needs to be moved to the classics.
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