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 10 years ago '07        #181
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The first atomic bomb was made with Chuck Norris's baby sh*t.

The movie Chucky is loosely based off of Chuck Norris's childhood.

Chuck Norris(no homo)
 01-02-2008, 04:41 PM         #182
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Chuck Norris deleted the recycling bin.
 01-02-2008, 05:38 PM         #183
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chuck norris doesn't have aids but gives it anyways

chuck norris once sold his soul to the devil for his signiture roundhouse kick then roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back
 01-02-2008, 05:52 PM         #184
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 Hurricane24 said:
chuck norris doesn't have aids but gives it anyways

chuck norris once sold his soul to the devil for his signiture roundhouse kick then roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back
 10 years ago '05        #185
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Mr.T once beat Chuck Norris in a game of tic-tac-toe to get even Chuck Norris invented racism
 10 years ago '07        #186
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Chuck Norris can part seas
 10 years ago '06        #187
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 icedownjewelz49 said:
Mr.T once beat Chuck Norris in a game of tic-tac-toe to get even Chuck Norris invented racism
THATS FUNNY
 10 years ago '07        #188
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thee name is Carlos
 10 years ago '07        #189
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Freddy dosen't go to sleep because he might dream of Chuck Norris

If you come home to find Chuck Norris doing your wife, it's probably best to go fetch a glass of water and stand there in case Chuck gets thirsty. There ain't no future in any other course of action.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

^^^ this one had me dying!
 01-02-2008, 07:27 PM         #190
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Chuck Norris snezzed.....thats why we dont have pluto anymore
 10 years ago '05        #191
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chuck norris was playin xbox live and was k!lling everyone with roundhouse kicks, microsoft decided to ban him for being too good. So then chuck invented the red rings of death. Chuck norris now owns a playstation 3.
 01-02-2008, 08:04 PM         #192
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Chuck k!lled the dinosaurs.

Chuck doesn’t have s3x, his stare makes women cum.

Chuck owes god $5, he still hasn’t paid.

Chuck Norris is the president, he just lets bush run the country for now.

Chuck punched his way to the center of the earth.
 01-02-2008, 08:04 PM         #193
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Chuck Norris bathes in lava.

Chuck Norris doesn’t shave he scares the hairs from growing.

Chuck Norris can break water.

Chuck Norris single handedly stoped a plane in mid flight.

Chuck Norris once divided himself into two people then he k!lled the other cause there can be only one Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the last highlander.
 10 years ago '06        #194
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When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet......Water gets Chuck Norris.
 10 years ago '06        #195
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classic thread
 10 years ago '04        #196
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LMAO those "facts" are funny
 03-13-2008, 04:18 PM         #197
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lol this thread is classic...

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves...
 10 years ago '04        #198
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when chuck norris jumps goes for a swim, chuck norris doesn't get wet, water gets chuck norrised


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 03-13-2008, 08:26 PM         #199
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this sh*t be written on the toliet stalls and porta pottys all through out iraq
 10 years ago '04        #200
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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