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 10 years ago '06        #21
Big Bear 20 heat pts20
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Got Baby Momma Drama Cause The bi*ch Drivin A Hyndai And I Got A Rolls G Up Hoes Still
 10 years ago '04        #22
Gov'tCheese 
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I DONE MADE A LIL CHANGE BUT I'M THE SAME OL THUG/ I GAVE MAMI EX NOW SHE GIVIN ME BRAIN ON DRUGS....

I GETS BUSY SO YOU HATIN AGAIN/I'M LIKE DIDDY, HAD TO MAKE A COUPLE CUTS JUST FOR MAKING THE BAND....

I GOTTA ATTITUDE BUT I'MA STAY ON SINCE/I'M FROM DETROIT AND I GOT D LIKE TAYSHAUN PRINCE/

TEKNEKE AKA THE BEST OUT

 10 years ago '07        #23
1LynguisticMind 177 heat pts177
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like a tampon theif i had to pull some strings HAHA
 12-12-2007, 03:44 PM         #24
An-Tony-O Monta  OP
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 Mr. Snowman said:
like a tampon theif i had to pull some strings HAHA
haha who said that?
 10 years ago '07        #25
andros06 
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white boy is to nice
 10 years ago '05        #26
repetition 
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"got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table"

lmfao!!
 10 years ago '05        #27
whiz 
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damn...that dude really got the best ones...crazy...and he on point aswell...

i also though the RZA had a really nice line with:

"every tree is numbered, but who can count them"

that one just stuck
 10 years ago '07        #28
poppalou32 
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 neomerge said:
sh*t is hardcore!
yeah man white boys they train themselves fa that sh*t. Hot though
 10 years ago '05        #29
whiz 
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ah damn, this one video of the year...LOL
 10 years ago '05        #30
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 FaceMob said:
Best lyrics of the year come from a white boy, his name aint Eminem and he aint a rapper.

Oh sh*t

Dude k!lled it

His flow weak but he k!lled it


walkin my poodles, man it never gets old
with my dogs on my leash i got bi*ches on the hold,
a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey,
i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie!
get more a.ss than a giant donkey stable,
got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table,

i get more head than grammar school lice,
i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice.

Did you poop a virgin? cause that sh*t is tight.
jack ain't black, barry ain't white.

i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back
cause i got the pipe and you got the crack.
though i'm s3xually straight, your bound to find,
i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind.
the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have written it"
but i'm constipated, couldnt give a sh*t.

chorus:
My name is bo fo sho,
a born bostonian,
aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian
the rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,
i gave it this little part to give it continuity.

the fellas say
hey moron pass the gin
cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen

give me the bottle, i'll chug two thirds
cause you bi*ches know fractions speak louder than words

and the ladies say
hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you play ur cards right you can have me tonight
should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion?
oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion


chorus...

walking through the garden with food at my feet, picked up the celery but dropped the beat (beet).

we're in the hood ill take what you give me
was einstein's theory good...relatively

a smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mix
a litter of literates, a bunch of moby d!cks
"get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia
take you with a condomn "stainless-steal" ya.
half a pound of turkey brea$t, half a pound of chicken t*ts,
why are only crackers staying at the Ritz?

poverty, racism, isn't it strange,
that only the homeless are beggin for change?
i shocked Sherlock
What, son? (watson) (watt, son?)
Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"!
here's a bit of irony
a Ford Focus driver has ADD
How'd i come to master all these things?
like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings.


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 10 years ago '05        #31
whiz 
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^^ nice to write it down

and i think this line is the one, it's fu*kin clever as hell:
should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion?
oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion
 12-12-2007, 08:08 PM         #32
IRemainRaw  OP
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Jack aint black and barry aint white lol
 10 years ago '07        #33
xxgoodzxx 1 heat pts
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 FaceMob said:
Best lyrics of the year come from a white boy, his name aint Eminem and he aint a rapper.


fu*k.


That was nasty.
sh*t
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