This thread hits home so hard! I'm late to the party, but, i got one. It was thanksgiving, last year.
I moved from NYC to NC, a few years ago & it was a culture shock. Especially the women!! Up north you have a wide selection of choices, down here? You got three choices. Snow Bunny, Latina & Coco. Alot of the women my age are married, smuts, junkies, or school & business minded. But i work in reatail, so the only one time i do see women like that, are at work & it's a milf landfill
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One day, about late october, early november, i'm at work on my break & i see this cute lil, older snowbunny, in tears. I mean she is sobbing!! I hate seeing ppl feel bad, so i walk over & ask her what's wrong. And she just goes on, and on, etc. She & her husband are divorcing, married couple bs. So i just console her for a bit, do my thing. She stays till we damn near close & thanks me, for being a shoulder to lean on. And tells me, she'll come back to see me. I never played into it, alot of cute women come by & say that. But low & behold, she does. She comes by, we chat, i help her to car. Simple retail stuff, but we end up having deep convos. She's taken back by my age & me being single...lowkey i was shock myself. I mean she is a fine woman. Cute face; 43yrs old. 5'6, Grey eyes, sandy blonde hair, full chest, nice lil booty. She take cares of herelf, but she gotta lil thickness to her. One day she comes in & whole her demeanor is just madddddd different. She's more flirty, bubbly, blowing kisses & winking at me. Wiping the corners of her mouth, while looking at me, pressing her tougne against her cheek. Asking me question like: ''can i handle her'' and i'm over here like
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so this time i'm helping her to car & when i'm done, she comes outta nowhere, and asked: ''Are you doing anything for thanksgiving? I would love some company, my son is gonna be with his dad, you drink?'' Now around this time of year, with my family getting older & all being up north, we rarely get to do things like that. My mom makes a lil meal, chill will my stepdad, while i go to work all day, amd my sis is out at a friend's house. But this year i had it off. So i replied: ''nah, i'm free" but i kept it funky. I don't have wheels, yet. And to remotely get some booty, gotta have wheels to go hit. And i don't believe in lying, or flexing for some a.ss, so i told her my situation & she replies: ''Aww, sweetie, i'll pick you up. Don't worry. We'll have some fun'' And she winked at me. So we exchange digits & chop it up for the next two weeks leading up to the day. Now my bx fam, this is where i should've seen ish, was gonna fail
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I have t-mobile. Aside from their bad service, (if you live in the sticks, like me.) their phones are garbage!! My phone breaks & the week of thanksgiving, i get a new one in the mail. But i never got all my old contacts back..now bare with me, cause this is just the start. I work with two older women, one in her late 50's & another one, in her mid 60's, and they BOTH!! Hate working at night, or holidays in general. To avoid confusion, i'll use the first letter of their names. So this the week of thanksgiving, i see that i'm off that day. Which is cool, because i always work holidays & my boss is cool, too he threw me a bone. Well, ms.n, whose the woman in her mid 60's; complains about working thanksgiving day. But i hardly pay it no mind, my mind on my lil milf snowbunny, cause i know come thursday..turkey & cranberry sauce, wasn't the only thing i was gonna be eating that day
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So thursday morning comes, i wake up & i'm lit, feeling like that man
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my homie comes through the night before & he chills at my crib, because his job closer to my house, he was trying to avoid the black friday crowds. I get a few lil pic texts from my snow bunny, showing ya boy hella cleavage. I show my niggv & he hit ya boy with the
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So i get ready for the afternoon, i hop in the shower. Now before i got in, i see a number call, i don't know. I hit end call go about my way, clean myself up, shave & get fresh. Get back to my phone & seen 4 missed calls from same number!! Now i'm worried, cause i'm thinking: ''what if it's some family memember?" But i'm thinking about ol girl..so my conscince & my dixk at the time saying: ''FUXK THE NUMBER!! CALL LISA (the milf) & GET LAID!!" And man i should have listend, smh. I call the number & guess who fvxking answers the phone!? My effen boss. Son, i was sooooo pissed, at myself, because i knew what he was gonna ask. Appparently, ms.n got sooooo ''sick'' and couldn't make it to work. I ended up working her 1-10 Shift. They had no choice but to call me, 5 other stores had ppl out, off, or outta town. By now, i'm hurt , looking all types of sick, couldn't even bring my to call ol girl. Eventually i did & she was lit, a lil tipsy & mad. She wanted the pipe something serious. She told me my co-worker faked it. But i doubted it. So the night goes by & i get with my homie, tell him what went down & felt my pain. So to forget it, i go black friday shopping. Now idk if i mention, but the part i live in nc, is reletively small. Your bound to see someone you know. Either at a store, gas station, etc. We hit the local shoespot from where i'm at. By now i'm tired, sleepy, extremely annoyed & just tight, how my day went. We walk in & i hear this woman with a familar, scracthy, smokers voice, telling her ppls: ''hold on, i ate too much, to be moving this fast.'' with a ugly fran, from the nanny laugh. I get closer & l couldn't believe it...it's freaking, ms.n, I am od tight my boy, whose with me ask: "Yo ain't that the old lady, who you work with, who said she sick? '' so by now my mood is literally this
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she tries as much as possible to avoid eye contact, but i wanted her to feel to see my fustration & grief. I stared at her the entire time!!!! I missed football, some drinks & food, along with some booty, all because this old hen, faked her cold
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