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 2 weeks ago '17        #51
1Oh 
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I can barely tolerate watching other ppl play this sh*t. Even the story elements are too far and between.

Fetching, pissing, sh*tting, showers, drinking Monster energy drinks, coddling a creepy baby, more fetching, avoiding rain showers, trip over a rock and drop all your sh*t. sh*t is pure boredom
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 2 weeks ago '17        #52
SPdaGOAT  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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 1Oh said
I can barely tolerate watching other ppl play this sh*t. Even the story elements are too far and between.

Fetching, pissing, sh*tting, showers, drinking Monster energy drinks, coddling a creepy baby, more fetching, avoiding rain showers, trip over a rock and drop all your sh*t. sh*t is pure boredom
Sounds like music to my ears
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 2 weeks ago '17        #53
SPdaGOAT  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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 Blokka Blokka said
Sony d*ckriders in here gargling Kojimas balls

8 hours till another W for PS4

 2 weeks ago '06        #54
gettin_doe 
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from watching someone play this on twitch......its going to be a lot of upset folks on friday not looking good at all
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 2 weeks ago '04        #55
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 Juliette DaBlok said
Why you feel the need to insult people because they aint interested in a game

Fukn weirdo sh*t. It's cool for you to like it, but anyone who doesn't is simple minded and seeking instant gratification

Dumb motherfukkers I swear
god damn u mad, sorry

 2 weeks ago '08        #56
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 SPdaGOAT said
It doesnt make sense because Amazon now delivers on their own. Mixing in fedex wouldnt do anything dummy lol. Thats like saying something is a mix between cheeseburgers and cheese.

The fact that you thought that was a good analogy lets me know exactly why you think this game sucks lol.

Less than 24 hours before all yall empty criticisms go bye-bye!
I've been saying they both deliver and that that was the point of the joke you fu*king retard! What in the entire fu*k!

Its delivery: the game, is that easier for you to understand?!
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 2 weeks ago '17        #57
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 BRonin357 said
I've been saying they both deliver and that that was the point of the joke you fu*king retard! What in the entire fu*k!

Its delivery: the game, is that easier for you to understand?!
You couldve just stopped at Amazon. Mixing in fedex creates redundancy. Like putting cheese on a cheeseburger lol.

Maybe put down the anime one day and read a book?
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 2 weeks ago '08        #58
BRonin357 
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 SPdaGOAT said
You couldve just stopped at Amazon. Mixing in fedex creates redundancy. Like putting cheese on a cheeseburger lol.

Maybe put down the anime one day and read a book?
I'll put down the anime when you put down the meth!

 2 weeks ago '17        #59
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 BRonin357 said
I'll put down the anime when you put down the meth!
Are you letting a meth head school you on why saying something is a mix between Amazon and FedEx is stupid?

 2 weeks ago '08        #60
BRonin357 
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 SPdaGOAT said
Are you letting a meth head school you on why saying something is a mix between Amazon and FedEx is stupid?
Nope, because it was never stupid to begin with. Your analogy is off for the simple fact that this was meant to be a joke and is an exaggeration my guy. The redundancy is the joke. But hey, its okay, go back to your blue glass and I'll go back to MHA.

 2 weeks ago '17        #61
SPdaGOAT  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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 BRonin357 said
Nope, because it was never stupid to begin with. Your analogy is off for the simple fact that this was meant to be a joke and is an exaggeration my guy. The redundancy is the joke. But hey, its okay, go back to your blue glass and I'll go back to MHA.
It was a review you took seriously until I broke it down.

 2 weeks ago '07        #62
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 xslick504 said
n*gga said it's Heavy Rain all over again......

Like it's a bad thing
heavy rain was a good game fu*k anyone who thinks different

 2 weeks ago '04        #63
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argue , and argue about a game... i jsut wanna know how you guys like it , damn is it that hard

 2 weeks ago '18        #64
Juliette DaBlok  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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If you enjoy what this game offers gameplay wise, then more power to you. I'm watching vids now to see if it's worth a playthrough.

 2 weeks ago '17        #65
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Now that I’ve played this game, yea this review is fu*king terrible and I’m never trusting these chumps opinion ever. Especially the one chump that hopped on Kojima’s d*ck at the death Stranding event this week.
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 2 weeks ago '17        #66
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 Lord God said
He could probably use some humble pie.
Hey man. Here to tell you he doesn’t

Konami on the other hand... shame on them forever for not giving this man what he wanted.

After Miyamoto, he’s the GOAT and you can’t play his newest game

 2 weeks ago '17        #67
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 gettin_doe said
from watching someone play this on twitch......its going to be a lot of upset folks on friday not looking good at all
Im upset I actually had to go into the office today and not get to play this all day. Probably the best prediction in this thread

 2 weeks ago '18        #68
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 SPdaGOAT said
Hey man. Here to tell you he doesn’t

Konami on the other hand... shame on them forever for not giving this man what he wanted.

After Miyamoto, he’s the GOAT and you can’t play his newest game
Walking simulator.
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 2 weeks ago '17        #69
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 Lord God said
Walking simulator.
When is Xbox getting a good game simulator?

 2 weeks ago '18        #70
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 SPdaGOAT said
When is Xbox getting a good game simulator?
Tell me about it. They need new genres, let fetch quest stranding.
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 2 weeks ago '17        #71
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 Lord God said
Tell me about it. They need new genres, let fetch quest stranding.
fetch quests beat playing series that shouldve ended a generation ago
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 2 weeks ago '18        #72
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 SPdaGOAT said
fetch quests beat playing series that shouldve ended a generation ago
It's so new.

 2 weeks ago '15        #73
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 SPdaGOAT said
Now that I’ve played this game, yea this review is fu*king terrible and I’m never trusting these chumps opinion ever. Especially the one chump that hopped on Kojima’s d*ck at the death Stranding event this week.

Link the review plz

 2 weeks ago '17        #74
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 emperor said
Link the review plz
The one in OP
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 2 weeks ago '04        #75
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Bruh i've been saying this game is not for those with ADHD yall neggas lost.
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