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 02-17-2007, 11:06 PM         #101
eazy.hustle  OP
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"when it comes to gettin nookie i'm not a rookie, i got girls that make that chick Toni Braxton look like Whoopi"

- Big L

 02-18-2007, 12:41 AM         #102
Se Acabo  OP
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Like Betty Crocker and Bruce Lee I'm cookin pots of chop suey.

The harder I hit em the better they'll know..... call up the reverend and we bringing ""holy sh*t" to your show.

Shock rap not that you get signed you might blow up.
Release party in IRAQ..... You might blow up.

Celph Titled

I'm outstanding in my field, like a farmer.

I'm 'bout to have all these cowards that rap........
Where they get to heaven God will contact me to ask me where the hell they at?

I got the DVD of your wife gettin k!lled and r*ped
And everybody watched it like the Paris Hilton tape

Chino XL

 12 years ago '04        #103
HUMAN_CRACK 4 heat pts
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she is engaged to my d*ck, so had to let he marry my balls-murda mook

 02-18-2007, 11:06 AM         #104
thesequel  OP
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"Wearing a mink coat that's furry as CHEWBACCA"

"Her name wasn't Slik but her face was tha SHOCKA"

-3 6 Mafia

"Look at my dresser and you gonna see where we lay Techs (latex),
But not the rubber, ask Thugga or ESG and discover, that I ain't Brandy's little brother, I'm as gutter as a gutter."
-Chamillionaire

"Police officers pull me over and ask for my autograph"
-Paul Wall

 12 years ago '04        #105
Young Fab 1 heat pts
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"i'll chop ya body up so when yo wh0ore see da sh*t in all da portions/
she gon be standin ova his corpse lookin like Machauly Culkan/"-Murda Mook

"just gimmie 4 minutes/
i'll have him sittin in a hospital stitched and patched lookin like an authentic/"-JR Writer

 02-18-2007, 12:31 PM         #106
S-DAWG  OP
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"I do it for the love but the top aint my place man//I bring mic's underground like space jam"-Fluent

"fu*k cash good cd's we need more of them//classics i got a thick stash like adam morrison"-Fluent

 02-18-2007, 12:47 PM         #107
renagade281  OP
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FLOWS RETARDED, IM ON SOME SPECIAL ED sh*t

 12 years ago '04        #108
thegod 
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I hang with Steinbrenner just to get my cash turn/I call my car Jamal, it get "Mashburn"/Crash, burn, rest in peace Dale Earnhardt/My cousin died the same way, hit that turn hard

Camron



I was tripping when i he said the bolded part.

 12 years ago '04        #109
KAL Worth 
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"Wanna Know What A Real pus*y Feels Like?/
Why Don't You Stand In The Corner & Hug Yourself Real Tight/"
-Celph Titled

 12 years ago '05        #110
abdullah 
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if i got aids/ then every cutie in the city got it...

 12 years ago '05        #111
hext5 
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"i'm cooler than a klondike
i keep 'em panikin' like white girls with pimples on prom night" - sly boogy

 02-18-2007, 02:02 PM         #112
currybai  OP
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i be bringin the drama/ keepin it hot as lava/ the kind of drama that make your father go pop his collar/ and make your mama holla/ - sly boogy

made me laugh

 02-18-2007, 02:04 PM         #113
hydro187  OP
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"u got a hole in u and u bleedin, so it aint like im calling u pus*y for no reason"
jadakiss

 02-18-2007, 04:53 PM         #114
Black_Deuce  OP
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 KAL Worth said
"Wanna Know What A Real pus*y Feels Like?/
Why Don't You Stand In The Corner & Hug Yourself Real Tight/"
-Celph Titled

 02-18-2007, 04:58 PM         #115
Black_Deuce  OP
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I fu*ked ya girl in March, made YOU the Aprils fool
- Hell Rell

 12 years ago '07        #116
Mr.NYCinNC 34 heat pts34
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Anything from Skillz rap up songs but this from 2005

Nas and Kelis both said "I do"
Eddie Murphy got divorced but he was married to a dude

And I'm beefin' wit' Mickey D's man, y'all dead wrong
Talkin' 'bout payin' rappers to mention Big Macs in their song
We do rap from the heart, y'all better have some respect
Alright, Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Now where's my check?

 12 years ago '05        #117
CalcuoCuchicheo 
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The "blowin me like old Nintendo games" line is OLD; Lloyd Banks didn't create that, only little girls think that.

 02-18-2007, 07:46 PM         #118
Black_Deuce  OP
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 mastahkillah said
Anything from Skillz rap up songs but this from 2005

And I'm beefin' wit' Mickey D's man, y'all dead wrong
Talkin' 'bout payin' rappers to mention Big Macs in their song
We do rap from the heart, y'all better have some respect
Alright, Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Now where's my check?

 12 years ago '07        #119
g-zus 
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y'all is madass like sadam spelt backwards-papoose

 03-08-2007, 01:51 PM         #120
FreshFliedFish  OP
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It'll prolly take til you cop your 4th copy/ To realize every track needed an autopsy/ The more tracks I'm on the more catch bodies/ If not listen futher, you missin a murder/ like NYPD, LAPD, NYDA, O.J.'s Jury/

Jay
-Hovi Baby (Remix)

 12 years ago '05        #121
darulersback 
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Call Me Cory/ Im Ready To Meet The World/ Why You Hatin On Me/ Caz I fu*ked Ya Girl

 12 years ago '06        #122
yort2003 
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Your white T, well to me, look like a night gown. Make your momma proud, take that thing 2 sizes down.

 12 years ago '04        #123
kg81 8 heat pts
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"I was sick in the 80's, I was sick when Biz Mark used to get complimented for being a cute baby". - Skillz

 12 years ago '04        #124
nas_17 
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Dear Mr. Toilet I'm the sh*t
Got these other haters pissed cause my toilet paper thick

dont let that bird sh*t, he got a weak stomach
n*ggas know im sick i dont spit i vomit

simon says, shoot a n*gga in his thigh and leg
then tell him catch up(Ketchup) like mayonaisse

lil wayne-cannon remix

 03-08-2007, 05:23 PM         #125
OVAPROOF  OP
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"I advise you to step son...
For i fu*k ya moms make u my stepson, u b calling me daadddyy//"

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