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Oh sh-t It's Here!!! The Full SNL Monologue That Got Martin Lawrence Banned From NBC.




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 1 year ago '04        #101
Duntaz 
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 1 year ago '16        #102
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 Duntaz said
thats not the full either yo
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 1 year ago '13        #103
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 DaQCKing said
Martin for damn sure knew. He didnt care. He was caking off Martin and Def Jam. There wasnt sh*t that NBC could do to him that would hurt him financially.
Except being banned from NBC does hurt you financially. Definitely fukked up future bags and had other networks looking at him sideways afterwards.

 1 year ago '04        #104
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 1 year ago '04        #105
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check out my video guys
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 1 year ago '04        #106
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 1 year ago '04        #107
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 getyagameup said
check out my video guys
Hope your ready for the massive amounts of slaps you’re about to receive....
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 1 year ago '04        #108
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 Soo Special OG said
thats not the full either yo
what
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 1 year ago '11        #109
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Gentleman and a scholar.

 1 year ago '11        #110
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 Soo Special OG said
thats not the full either yo
The YouTube clip had graphic jokes about women hygeine?

 1 year ago '11        #111
QB Eagles  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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"Cause uh, listen, now, I don't know what it is a woman got to do to keep up the hygiene on the body I know, uh, I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl."*


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 1 year ago '11        #112
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"Im sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly. You know, and then, you know, 'cause I'm a man, I like to kiss on women, you know, I like to kiss all over their bodies, you know. But if you're not clean in your proper areas I can't... you know... kiss all over the places I wanna kiss. You know, some women'll let you go down, you know what I'm sayin', knowin' they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I'm sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip... Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. "Anybody got any butter?" I like jelly on mine."



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 1 year ago '08        #113
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 QB Eagles said
"Im sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly. You know, and then, you know, 'cause I'm a man, I like to kiss on women, you know, I like to kiss all over their bodies, you know. But if you're not clean in your proper areas I can't... you know... kiss all over the places I wanna kiss. You know, some women'll let you go down, you know what I'm sayin', knowin' they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I'm sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip... Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. "Anybody got any butter?" I like jelly on mine."



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 1 year ago '17        #114
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 BrotherMan said
Martin Lawrence's Monologue




shout out to @
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thank you my man


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 1 year ago '05        #115
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Always enjoyed Martin but never really liked his standup, seemed wack.
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 1 year ago '18        #116
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 bud10 said

Never seen "you so crazy?" That sh*t classic bruh
 EZ Green said
Nah. You so crazy is a classic.
 pacman45 said
He brought def comedy jam to it's peak from the beginning while doing his sitcom, and you so crazy is beyond a classic. Stop that bruh.
I never seen You So Crazy. But in this clip, his minologue on SNL, and while searching for this bit on yt, it reminded me of Runteldat, which was terrible.

Martin is TRASSSHHH at Standup, based on what I seen. I just think people really liked Martin and went along with whatever he did. I remember Runteldat was so awful.


He look like he just went up there and acted silly. Like it was no gameplan or anything written down. Just random bullsh*t.
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 1 year ago '13        #117
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 MayneThaTruth2 said
I never seen You So Crazy. But in this clip, his minologue on SNL, and while searching for this bit on yt, it reminded me of Runteldat, which was terrible.

Martin is TRASSSHHH at Standup, based on what I seen. I just think people really liked Martin and went along with whatever he did. I remember Runteldat was so awful.


He look like he just went up there and acted silly. Like it was no gameplan or anything written down. Just random bullsh*t.
Stopped reading after "I never seen you so crazy"..
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 1 year ago '06        #118
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Man that n*gga was high as shyt

 1 year ago '06        #119
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Martin came from the Robin Harris, Redd Foxx and Eddie Murphy cloth I remember seeing You So Crazy and being like damn this n*gga raw as hell, but then after seeing the greats I understood and that sh*t was crazy funny.
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 1 year ago '18        #120
MayneThaTruth2  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x7
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 EZ Green said
Stopped reading after "I never seen you so crazy"..
sh*t Im glad I didnt Lol

 1 year ago '15        #121
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They was real mad.

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Top 10 most propped recently  1 year ago '16        #122
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breh, the set-up lines ALONE got me dyin like a mfkr.

a yo, some of you ladies ain't washing your a*s properly.. and then cut to censor warning

I didn't even hear the punchline but goddamn!
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 1 year ago '17        #123
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 cuzjuan said
respct to all the massive, my wrist spec, my neck spec, my kneee spec and mi ankle spec...

why did they ban this... this is comedy gold and he actually knows the lingo and how to use it...

give this man a W
It also appears that Sean Paul's DJ was cosigning, hitting the horns and all that. Also I wouldn't be surprised if they gave him the fake dreads. I thought he was funny and I didn't think it was racist at all.


Last edited by Unicornpapa; 10-04-2018 at 08:44 PM..
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 1 year ago '13        #124
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 MayneThaTruth2 said
sh*t Im glad I didnt Lol
Oh...ok
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 1 year ago '07        #125
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 JayGeezus said
Who hurt you?
Ya this dude over analyzing pus*y its pus*y bro go in and out and if you aint ready for the a*s dont do it this sh*t isnt physics its pus*y fu*k it!!!



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