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***no homo**** funny read tho :D
ALLEN IVERSON:
What’s your story?
I had a one-night stand with Allen Iverson. He was recording his album and I happened to be at the studio. One of my homegirls was into one of his homeboys. There was four *****es there and he was like, "I wanna **** somebody for the night."
Why you?
Iverson told me he picked me ‘cause I was the only one "not up under his ass."
How was it?
He has the littlest, ashiest **** I’ve ever seen. It’s like, nonexistent. He looks like he should have a *****. And it’s dry. I would give him four inches at best, and skinny.
So what happened?
We wound up back at his hotel. It wasn’t even worth taking my clothes off for. I ended up leaving before it was over. He didn’t cum, and neither did I, so that’s why I left.
Editor’s note: We received a conflicting account from another caller who said Allen Iverson was "great" in bed, but decided she didn’t want her story printed.
BENZINO:
Were you in a relationship with Benzino, or just s3x?
It was a relationship, but mostly s3xual. It lasted at least six months.
How did you meet?
We kinda just bumped into each other at a club. He approached me and we just had a regular conversation. I was attracted to him as a person, but he was looking really grungy so it was mostly the conversation. We chilled for a few days, then he went out of town. Next time he came [to my town] he was like, "Come to my hotel." Nothing happened the first night, but after that I ran into him again and [we had s3x].
After six months, did you develop an emotional attachment to him or was it mostly s3x?
To be honest, I did have an emotional attachment to him, because I stopped seeing everybody else at the time.
Did you worry about him having other women, being a celebrity?
Yeah, it bothered me, but I didn’t really ask. I knew whatever came out of his mouth was gonna be a lie regardless, so why bother? I just kinda knew, ‘cause he was slick.
What was the s3x like?
He’s freaky as hell, I’ll tell you that much. He’ll lick any hole that you ask him to. His **** is a decent size. He could ****, I’ll put it that way. He’ll do it any way you want.
So you would recommend him?
Yeah, I would recommend him. If anybody reads this, he’s gonna get a lot of *****.
JADAKISS:
How was Jadakiss in bed?
He’s a minuteman, for sure.
How did you meet him?
I was at a show where he performed. He approached me like, "Yo, come here, come chill with me." I waited with him until everyone left and we went back to the hotel. We’re chilling, everything is cool, and then everybody else leaves the room. I just kinda sat there, like, "Okay, now we’re alone…" and we were watching TV. He was like, "Come here, let’s watch TV in bed." So I’m thinking, Okay, I guess this is how it’s gonna go down. We go over to the bed and he starts touching me. I was like, "No, I don’t know if I wanna do this," but it kinda just led to it and we were going to [have s3x] and he just busted. That was it. No oral s3x or anything, it was just kinda grindin’. Sizewise, he was decent. Nothing to brag about. It doesn’t even really count as s3x, because he busted so fast he didn’t even really stick it in. Everything was cool, though, we just went to sleep and I left the next morning. We’ve never talked again.
Were you disappointed?
It wasn’t that I was disappointed, I was just shocked because I thought he would last longer. Plus, I didn’t really wanna do it in the first place. I was more disappointed with myself for even getting to that point.
So would you be offended if someone called you a groupie?
I don’t give it up that easy, it was just in that circumstance. You know, if a woman wants it, what’s wrong with that? I don’t consider any girl to be a groupie, ‘cause everybody does their own thing. We don’t consider guys to be groupies, so I don’t think women should be considered groupies either.
Do you think the minuteman thing was just a fluke?
It might have been a fluke. I hope it was just a fluke. I just don’t know how it happened that fast. He’s gotta be able to last with somebody.
So what’s your reaction when you hear his lyrics talking about s3x, or how good he is in bed?
I just kinda start laughing, like, "Oh, okay…"
Are there any celebrities you’d want to sleep with?
Ludacris. I think the s3x would be fun; just ‘cause of the way he carries himself. He talks so much about s3x. But, sometimes the ones that talk about it aren’t about anything.
JAY-Z:
When did you meet Jay-Z?
This was back when Reasonable Doubt came out. We met at a club. One of his friends was ****in’ one of my friends, and he was like, "What up. My name is Jay-Z."
Was he already famous? Were you attracted to him as a person, or more for the fame?
I definitely didn’t find him attractive, but he was borderline famous so I figured I’d have a story to tell. He told me I looked like I had a "****able mouth," which I thought was probably the most disrespectful **** I’d ever heard.
How long did you mess with him?
Like three months.
Were you worried about him sleeping with other girls?
He had a ton of other *****es. To tell you the truth, with his boring ****, I was glad he was giving it to them.
Boring?
Boring. The biggest **** you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It’s beyond huge. It could block the sun.
Too big to suck?
No, not at all. That’s why he ****ed with me. And he screams like a ***** when he busts. It’s horrible. He has a big humungous **** and has no idea what to do with it.
You didn’t try to teach him?
It wouldn’t have worked to teach him anything. He’s just boring. Plus, I really didn’t care. I was mostly just around for the cash. He might not be boring in bed to everyone, but me, I just didn’t dig him. He always wanted head first, then backshots. Then he’d always try to stick it in the a$$hole. I don’t know what the **** he thought he was doing with that big-a$s ****.
Did you ever let him?
I wouldn’t be talking to you right now if I had. My insides would be in a bag.
What kinds of things did he buy you?
Two fur coats. Diamond earrings. I got mostly cash, though. Cash all the time.
What’s the most cash he ever gave you at one time?
Three thousand. He told me to buy something nice for the next time I gave him some good head. I was like, "Whatever." I used it to pay my bills.
Did you feel like a prostitute?
The money came way before the head came. Sometimes he’d give me money and I hadn’t even done anything.
Was it like a b00ty-call thing? He’d call you at a certain time of night?
He would have his homeboy call me and come pick me up and bring me over to wherever he was. The studio, the club, wherever the **** he was at.
Did you ever go to his house?
Yeah. He’d watch a movie, I’d clean his house, we’d take a shower, ****, and he’d go to sleep. I would take a cab, I’d always leave.
Why didn’t you spend the night?
I didn’t wanna wake up next to him. He’s ugly.
So what was in it for you? Bragging rights?
Yeah, I’m in the music business, so that’s pretty much the reason I ****ed Jay. Just to say that I did.
Was there ever a situation where you had to deal with him on a business tip?
Mixing business with pleasure, no. That’s too much bull****. But I think most rappers basically try to **** *****es who are smart and try to keep them around so they can learn ****. I did it discreetly, though, so most people don’t know.
If he had a lot of other women, weren’t you worried about catching something?
Protection. Always.
Anybody else on your hit list?
Petey Pablo. I don’t know why, there’s just something about him. I seen him on 106th and Park and he must have had a hard-on. Plus, he’s a country mutha****er, and I wanna get out of New York one time. That’s it, but I’m not coming out of retirement. I’m retired now that I’m married.
So what’s your background like, s3xually? I mean, some people might look at someone who sleeps around or sleeps with famous people and assume that they were r@ped, or abused, as a child.
Actually, I kinda find **** that I like and stick with it for long, long periods of time. I was thirteen the first time I had s3x, and he’s my husband now. We just got married a year ago. He stuck with me through all that ****. I mean, we weren’t dating. We were junior high sweethearts, we were together for years. But I realized I didn’t want the same **** all the time so we headed different directions. He had two kids with somebody else and we came back together as a family.
Does it make him insecure to know that you’ve slept with Jay-Z?
If it does bother him, he don’t let me mutha****in’ know. I mean, if he sees Jay-Z on TV or something, he’ll just call him an ugly *****. It’s that male ego bull****.
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