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Oh sh-t It's Here!!! The Full SNL Monologue That Got Martin Lawrence Banned From NBC.




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 1 year ago '04        #26
skillahmang 
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I cant see the part that wasnt reaired.

Something about women not cleaning there a*s.

As a man. I always thought women were so futile. Tryna dig at men by their d*ck size. (I am avg, which is big for most women) but women think cus you have a pus*y. You gucci.

Nah bi*ch. Some women have beef curtains, which are not appealing.

Some womens pus*ys smell extremely foul.

And some women have really wide pus*ys that arent pleasurable when youre in searchfor a lock gripped tight c*nt.

Long story short. Women really have no idea how trash they are sometimes.

Shout to martin.
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 1 year ago '08        #27
Kewop Decam 
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Wait.. does anyone have the female hygiene part? That's what I want to see, lol
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 1 year ago '04        #28
realkilla3 
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I don't think him talking about women's hygiene would've gotten anyone fired. A few less views? Maybe but fired ?
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 1 year ago '12        #29
TheThreadLord 
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who else been banned from snl
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 1 year ago '06        #30
RAZAH CUTS  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x23
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LMAO, he seemed like he was cracked tf out....
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 1 year ago '06        #31
Junglist 
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Rns

 1 year ago '05        #32
bx old head  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x4
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 Ifeellikekobe said
That part in the end was hilarious.

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 1 year ago '16        #33
JayGeezus 
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 skillahmang said
I cant see the part that wasnt reaired.

Something about women not cleaning there a*s.

As a man. I always thought women were so futile. Tryna dig at men by their d*ck size. (I am avg, which is big for most women) but women think cus you have a pus*y. You gucci.

Nah bi*ch. Some women have beef curtains, which are not appealing.

Some womens pus*ys smell extremely foul.

And some women have really wide pus*ys that arent pleasurable when youre in searchfor a lock gripped tight c*nt.

Long story short. Women really have no idea how trash they are sometimes.

Shout to martin.
Who hurt you?
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 1 year ago '06        #34
grupyville 
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another link please as hulu blocks my vpn (living out in canada)
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 1 year ago '04        #35
skillahmang 
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 JayGeezus said
Who hurt you?
Nobody. Just women act like their pus*y dont stink.

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 1 year ago '15        #36
Flippa Huxtable 
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I thought the 90s was different
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 1 year ago '17        #37
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 TheThreadLord said
who else been banned from snl
Chevy Chase in the 80s he suggested a skit where a gay castmember finds out they have AIDS. Then they let him back in the 90s and he said some foul sh*t about women in a meeting and got kicked out again
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 1 year ago '12        #38
Heisenberg  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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 TheThreadLord said
who else been banned from snl
Adrian Brody for his Jafakeian impression.


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 1 year ago '12        #39
Heisenberg  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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If I ever become famous getting banned from SNL would be on the new bucket list. I’d purposely bomb the entire show.
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 1 year ago '16        #40
Player2 
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Damn feminist groups. That wasn't even that bad.

 1 year ago '18        #41
MayneThaTruth2  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x5
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 Flippa Huxtable said
I thought the 90s was different
 DaQCKing said
This has been around forever. I wanna see the unedited part. I believe he has said it before in one of his standups but I wanna see how this audience reacts.
 imthatinfamous said
damn not i want to know what he said....that edit was lame
 QdobaCasanova said
I've been seen this. Isn't this a joke about yeast infections or something?

It was a sh*t joke but I don't get how that gets you "banned" from SNL. Seems arbitrary.
 Top Shelf said
Damn wish they didn’t edit the other jokes out I want to hear what was so offensive
 kniccalodeon said
“Damn son how did you find this!”


I was just telling my wife like two days ago about this being one of the only things nobody has ever seen after the initial broadcast. Holy sh*t. Thank you OP. History.
 realkilla3 said
I don't think him talking about women's hygiene would've gotten anyone fired. A few less views? Maybe but fired ?
 Kewop Decam said
Wait.. does anyone have the female hygiene part? That's what I want to see, lol
 skillahmang said
I cant see the part that wasnt reaired.

Something about women not cleaning there a*s.

As a man. I always thought women were so futile. Tryna dig at men by their d*ck size. (I am avg, which is big for most women) but women think cus you have a pus*y. You gucci.

Nah bi*ch. Some women have beef curtains, which are not appealing.

Some womens pus*ys smell extremely foul.

And some women have really wide pus*ys that arent pleasurable when youre in searchfor a lock gripped tight c*nt.

Long story short. Women really have no idea how trash they are sometimes.

Shout to martin.
 Blaffy said
Someone is going to say some real sh*t during all this political correctness and sensitivity.

It maybe on the net
It may be censored
Censored by the people first and then government
They show clips of it the bit on this video. He reused it on one of his specials.


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 1 year ago '18        #42
PAPLE 
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The chews still believe in shunning in 2018, believe that.
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 1 year ago '17        #43
DaQCKing 
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 TheThreadLord said
who else been banned from snl

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 1 year ago '04        #44
dc3003 
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Political agenda bullsh*t

 1 year ago '17        #45
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Meanwhile in 2016 louie ck (b4 masturgate) did a monologue comparing pedos luv for child to people luvs for ice cream. Far worst
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 1 year ago '13        #46
EZ Green 
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 MayneThaTruth2 said
Martin standup game always been triddash!! His strong point has always been tv and films.
Nah. You so crazy is a classic.
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 1 year ago '05        #47
blackninja 
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First off, Martin is one of the best to EVER do it.

Secondly, his stylist should have been banned for letting him wear that shirt.

Aside from that, was he banned from SNL or NBC? Or was it both for a short amount of time?

He has been on NBC since:




Last edited by blackninja; 10-04-2018 at 02:52 PM..
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 1 year ago '05        #48
precys 
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 skillahmang said
I cant see the part that wasnt reaired.

Something about women not cleaning there a*s.

As a man. I always thought women were so futile. Tryna dig at men by their d*ck size. (I am avg, which is big for most women) but women think cus you have a pus*y. You gucci.

Nah bi*ch. Some women have beef curtains, which are not appealing.

Some womens pus*ys smell extremely foul.

And some women have really wide pus*ys that arent pleasurable when youre in searchfor a lock gripped tight c*nt.

Long story short. Women really have no idea how trash they are sometimes.

Shout to martin.

So fu*king gross but accurate description if I ever heard one lmfaoooo




But yeah, we got fat bi*ches out here thinking they healthy and beautiful looking like manatees and whales lmfaooo confidence is important to have but what's more important is to have a grip on reality lmfaoo






 JayGeezus said
Who hurt you?

The real question is, who was the sloth that simped you right up LMFAOOO!!







EDIT:

YOOOOOOO I'm so fu*king high that I had to come back just to re read beef fu*king curtains LMFAOOOOO that is fu*king disgusting looking like the beef they use in Italian Beef sandwiches, all bunched up and wrinkled and sh*t LMFAOOOOOO If those are the kinda curtains you're imagining also then spot on with calling them beef curtains lmfaoooo


I see today is gonna be a good day



EDIT:
Forgot to mention you lmfaooo @


Last edited by precys; 10-04-2018 at 05:17 PM..
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 1 year ago '13        #49
EZ Green 
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 blackninja said
First off, Martin is once of the best to EVER do it.

Secondly, his stylist should have been banned for letting him wear that shirt.

Aside from that, was he banned from SNL or NBC? Or was it both for a short amount of time?

He has been on NBC since:

Those nbc appearances are like 20 years apart
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 1 year ago '06        #50
fallguy 
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 blackninja said
First off, the stylist should have been banned for letting him wear that shirt.

Aside from that was he banned from SNL or NBC. Or was it just for a short amount of time?

He has been on NBC since:

he was banned from nbc. if i recall will smith got him back on the network. i think will was suppose to be on a show to promote something and he wouldn't do it if martin couldn't do it too....
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