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Oh sh-t It's Here!!! The Full SNL Monologue That Got Martin Lawrence Banned From NBC.




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 1 year ago '18        #151
MayneThaTruth2  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x5
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 bud10 said
Ill give u that monologue....it wasnt good. But he couldnt really be himself cause of where he was.

You gotta checkout the other stuff though
The stuff he did in the monologue was the same material in You So Crazy. Runteldat was terrible too. Its so bad.

He seem like he dont even plan or write sh*t. He just go up there and bullsh*t around.

Steve Harvey, the rest of the Kangs way better. DL Hugley would roast the audience, so witty, clever.

DL was like a machine gun with the punchlines. Martin dont know sh*t about no punchlines.
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 1 year ago '06        #152
bud10 
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 MayneThaTruth2 said
The stuff he did in the monologue was the same material in You So Crazy. Runteldat was terrible too. Its so bad.

He seem like he dont even plan or write sh*t. He just go up there and bullsh*t around.

Steve Harvey, the rest of the Kangs way better. DL Hugley would roast the audience, so witty, clever.

DL was like a machine gun with the punchlines. Martin dont know sh*t about no punchlines.

On that note.....I'm out smh
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 1 year ago '09        #153
59fifty  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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Reup plz...

 1 year ago '07        #154
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 MayneThaTruth2 said
The stuff he did in the monologue was the same material in You So Crazy. Runteldat was terrible too. Its so bad.

He seem like he dont even plan or write sh*t. He just go up there and bullsh*t around.

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 1 year ago '05        #155
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 59fifty said
Reup plz...
Check the page before this one bruh...
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 1 year ago '09        #156
That Guy Fly 
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Someone posted the unedited monologue here some years back.

 1 year ago '05        #157
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 That Guy Fly said
Someone posted the unedited monologue here some years back.
Now we got the video to match...


 1 year ago '18        #158
MayneThaTruth2  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x5
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 bud10 said

On that note.....I'm out smh
He was terrible!!!

But his sitcom arguably greatest of all time. Steve Harvey sitom was fire, and Tim Allen's was fire, but DL's sitcom was triddash.
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 1 year ago '09        #159
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 JohnnyCage202 said
Now we got the video to match...

That's what I'm saying. It was a video back then, thread and all

 1 year ago '18        #160
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 Chedda said
Yeah back then television was way more conservative so this wasnt taken lightly. I mean damn, dude talking about d*cks being cutoff and yeast infections on prime time!

11:30 pm is not prime time
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 1 year ago '04        #161
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SNL been trash since...black comedy>>>>
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 1 year ago '18        #162
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Ha! Finally got to see the bit

 1 year ago '17        #163
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 MayneThaTruth2 said
I never seen You So Crazy. But in this clip, his minologue on SNL, and while searching for this bit on yt, it reminded me of Runteldat, which was terrible.

Martin is TRASSSHHH at Standup, based on what I seen. I just think people really liked Martin and went along with whatever he did. I remember Runteldat was so awful.


He look like he just went up there and acted silly. Like it was no gameplan or anything written down. Just random bullsh*t.
Sorry fam but you do not survive that era of black comedy by being trash. This was a time before black comedians were really mainstream outside of Bill, whose Cosby show was ending and Eddie who was starring in bad movies. Listen to black comedians talk about performing at underground clubs and them being notorious for ending comics careers before they even got a chance. You may not find his standup funny but dude is a proven commodity.
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 1 year ago '17        #164
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 goke11429 said
SNL been trash since...black comedy>>>>
SNL wasnt even funny with Eddie on there. In Living Color blows it away
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 1 year ago '18        #165
MayneThaTruth2  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x5
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 DaQCKing said
Sorry fam but you do not survive that era of black comedy by being trash. This was a time before black comedians were really mainstream outside of Bill, whose Cosby show was ending and Eddie who was starring in bad movies. Listen to black comedians talk about performing at underground clubs and them being notorious for ending comics careers before they even got a chance. You may not find his standup funny but dude is a proven commodity.
I think because of his personality and physical appearance, he was a n*gga you were drawn to. I payed to see runteldat, twice. The second time I was basically confirming that it was trash the first time I seen it.

 1 year ago '18        #166
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 JohnnyCage202 said
Re-up Gang:


Good looks.

 1 year ago '17        #167
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 BrotherMan said
Martin Lawrence's Monologue




shout out to @
It's censored though bro. They never aired the comments about hygiene period or something?


I don't get why that was even so bad.
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 1 year ago '10        #168
sho 2010 
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What’s so bad about that?

 1 year ago '04        #169
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vintage Marty Mar!!

 1 year ago '10        #170
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Dopeness

 2 weeks ago '12        #171
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can we get another re-up? i cant find this anywhere smh
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 2 weeks ago '12        #172
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He got banned for this sht


But Louie CK can tell pedo jokes

 2 weeks ago '18        #173
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 MayneThaTruth2 said
Martin is TRASSSHHH at Standup, based on what I seen. I just think people really liked Martin and went along with whatever he did. I remember Runteldat was so awful.


He look like he just went up there and acted silly. Like it was no gameplan or anything written down. Just random bullsh*t.
 projectd06 said
Always enjoyed Martin but never really liked his standup, seemed wack.
I also don't really care for his standup. Funny as fu*k in other vehicles, but his standup doesn't move me.
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