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 5 days ago '04        #1
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mr_underground|m 2187 heat pts2187
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You Know You're Dating a TEXAN WOMAN When...
 

 
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 5 days ago '15        #2
sumnsumnsumn 16 heat pts16
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 5 days ago '10        #3
BIGthingsSON2 2 heat pts
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All nope. I can't stand no cornball country bi*ch.
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 5 days ago '04        #4
zhiggeman 4 heat pts
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When you meet her in texas...
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 5 days ago '05        #5
dangermouse 70 heat pts70
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She has multiple pink firearms and can shoot better than you.


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 5 days ago '04        #6
d.c. supreme 33 heat pts33
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first time i was in texas i stopped at a gas station and some huge t*ttied white girl walked up to my passenger side window and whipped her sh*t out and pressed them up on the window while cheering.

i was like

but just turned out she was some drunk college girl trying to make her boyfriend mad by flirting with the brown dude because after i got out the car dude was already trying to hold his girl back from engaging
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 5 days ago '15        #7
Good Guy Ry 26 heat pts26
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You know the rules, underground.

 5 days ago '12        #8
sOurxd i e s e 22 heat pts22
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 d.c. supreme said
first time i was in texas i stopped at a gas station and some huge t*ttied white girl walked up to my passenger side window and whipped her sh*t out and pressed them up on the window while cheering.

i was like

but just turned out she was some drunk college girl trying to make her boyfriend mad by flirting with the brown dude because after i got out the car dude was already trying to hold his girl back from engaging
lucky you didnt get shot because of that dumb bi*ch
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 5 days ago '17        #9
Hakeem 1 heat pts
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 sOurxd i e s e said
lucky you didnt get shot because of that dumb bi*ch
they cold like that down there.
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 5 days ago '04        #10
d.c. supreme 33 heat pts33
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 sOurxd i e s e said
lucky you didnt get shot because of that dumb bi*ch
yeah i didn't even say a word because i honestly didn't know wtf was goin on. at first i just felt her hit my car and my immediate thought is what motherfu*ker just ran up on my sh*t? then t*tties are in my face so i'm just like, "well.... well damn..." can't be mad at that. got out and dude was clearly non threatening they were college kids (was a college town) i was around 23-24 then and it wasn't like it was a group of like frat bros or whatever where they might try some sh*t just because they're all trying to look hard in front of each other. i know about the south i grew up in miami but i been around parts of georgia, bama, tennessee, carolinas so i wasn't going in green
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 5 days ago '13        #11
The Originator 15 heat pts15
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Wish me luck. Lol imma be movin to TX soon. Not excited but it is what it is. When I visited, sh*t look boring as fu*k. A lot of food spots out there tho. bi*ches of all types of ethnicities lookin like they got nothing to do but fu*k, cook, clean, and take care of n*ggas lol
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 5 days ago '15        #12
Teddy KGB 43 heat pts43
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 The Originator said
Wish me luck. Lol imma be movin to TX soon. Not excited but it is what it is. When I visited, sh*t look boring as fu*k. A lot of food spots out there tho. bi*ches of all types of ethnicities lookin like they got nothing to do but fu*k, cook, clean, and take care of n*ggas lol
Just like every other state, it all depends on where you go.
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 5 days ago '16        #13
Boogersugar 56 heat pts56
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Slapped for no list, first of all.

I watched 30 seconds... this is more like you know you're dating a white woman from Texas

And I don't know why you'd do that with the sisters and latinas down here buy w/e



 The Originator said
Wish me luck. Lol imma be movin to TX soon. Not excited but it is what it is. When I visited, sh*t look boring as fu*k. A lot of food spots out there tho. bi*ches of all types of ethnicities lookin like they got nothing to do but fu*k, cook, clean, and take care of n*ggas lol
What part? A good bit of Texas is wack af

 5 days ago '06        #14
KornerBoy 
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Been living out here for a minute. Shyt is too easy. If you got the time and money to go clubbing/bar hopping you have no problems in the Dallas area.
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 5 days ago '09        #15
TriniSoldier 71 heat pts71
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2 minutes and no guns, trump, racism, nah im out on this phony nonsense. least they got the cowboys sh*t right

 5 days ago '11        #16
winning2011 
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Man come down to Houston......dope city where you got a lot of brehs doing very well! A lot of bread to get out here.

We got a black Mayor and Scarface is running for city council this year.
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 5 days ago '11        #17
winning2011 
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 winning2011 said
Man come down to Houston......dope city where you got a lot of brehs doing very well! A lot of bread to get out here.

We got a black Mayor and Scarface is running for city council this year.
Oh yeah....and we got so many bi*ches
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 5 days ago '10        #18
tallulahmademe 16 heat pts16
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them hoes in Texas do be drinking beer like a mofo tho
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 5 days ago '18        #19
Oswaldgatesjr 22 heat pts22
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That bi*ch megan the stalion can get it..lol s*xy a*s accent
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 5 days ago '12        #20
kiddalex 12 heat pts12
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If the chick looks like that in her early 20's and pulls up to a date with me eating ribs , fried chicken , and beer I know she gonna be honey boo boo mama status by 30. Still fu*king for now though.



Also I know she ain't trying to fu*k later if she eating all that on the first date. She might be eating this d*ck in the car later though.


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 5 days ago '16        #21
00010111 129 heat pts129
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 The Originator said
Wish me luck. Lol imma be movin to TX soon. Not excited but it is what it is. When I visited, sh*t look boring as fu*k. A lot of food spots out there tho. bi*ches of all types of ethnicities lookin like they got nothing to do but fu*k, cook, clean, and take care of n*ggas lol
Texas is the best state in the union, all things considered.

 5 days ago '15        #22
isthistobe 459 heat pts459
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Going in October for a few days

Hope I don’t go and I step into a time warp
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 5 days ago '16        #23
rizzo1914 5 heat pts
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I can see it's a lot of media watching n*ggas in here with preconceived notions and stereotypes about texas....fu*king cowboys and sh*t, n*ggas dont be wearing that sh*t unless it's for rodeo, a trail ride, or you live on a farm....n*ggas have a regular life and wardrobe plus it's hot AF so why would n*ggas be wearing sh*t like they do on the east coast....but I guess it dont count unless n*ggas rock timbs like ny and have 24 hour sh*t and a wack a*s crowded subway to catch and a bunch of snow...like wtf? Like homie said Texas is just like everywhere else they got dope spots and they got boring spots
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 5 days ago '18        #24
ThefreshprinceX 4 heat pts
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Man Houston got so much sh*t to do an the women dawg the women took a trip to Vegas made me realize i ain’t got stunt when I’m in Houston so i started tipping my strippers 50 instead of 40




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 5 days ago '15        #25
micropave 2195 heat pts2195
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This had to be made by someone who doesn't live in Texas.

First the accents are fake.
Girls don't drink beer with lunch.
Everything is not fried.
Bless your heart is not a popular phrase.


Only truths:

Holding the door open for people is a thing even men do it for other men

Pecan pie is the preferred pie

You'll hear thank you and please a lot


But easiest way youll know you're dating a Texan woman is she'll be wearing a James Avery bracelet


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