by the comments, many of you will wait until lockup to seek legal advice

Over he got severe dandruff looking like giant white flakes.

FukHowYouFeel said This. I work in finance. If I had a nickel for every douchebag I've ever met in a Zegna suit with a Panerai on his wrist who didn't know his a*s from a hole in the wall I'd be on a Superyacht somewhere lampin'. My attorney wears off-the-peg bullsh*t from Macy's and he charges $800/hr. Last thing I want is a lawyer with habits he needs me to finance. I care about three things when looking for counsel. Wins, losses, and who else uses them. When it comes to lawyers...You pay for a result, not a service. Fashion don't come into the equation. There's a lot of bummy a*s looking jew lawyers you can't afford...Don't judge a book by it's cover.

I just bought three suits from Macy’s

Thread got me crying. Just getting home from a long a*s day I was lurking in this thread laughing hard everybody just thought I was in a good mood. Way to go BX. Also thread is obviously a joke. Ask questions don't consider fashion when consulting a Lawyer. Them pants tho

collegeboy58 said I just bought three suits from Macy’s

Hey man...You might have the swag to pull it off tho. He doesn’t.

When I hired my lawyer I went off recommendations from people I knew and case history. It worked, when I passed on the deal and he informed we goin to trial they quickly dismissed.

LazyLeg said If I'm hiring a lawyer I don't care if he shows up to court looking like bozo the clown if he's got a straight record in the courtroom. Now having worked in the public defenders office in high school as an after school job you're going to get fu*ked no matter how they look because they're criminally underfunded and are working on 15-20 cases at a time

No one with a straight respectable record dresses like brozo. Any success lawyer shows up dressed to impressed! I have hired a couple in my younger days because of their status, which is well worth the price! Don’t hire some clown who knows the law, hire someone who knows the law and golfs with judges. Hire someone who used to prosecute for the state, who knows everyone in the building and has a working relationship

LightAndBlaze said Real sh*t... I had a lawyer that was blind...

Daredevil was a pretty good lawyer. You got lucky


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rashadd said Daredevil was a pretty good lawyer. You got lucky ...

Naw actually I didnt...

Ending up getting 3 years probation on my first charge (doing some dumb petty sh*t)...

LightAndBlaze said Naw actually I didnt... Ending up getting 3 years probation on my first charge (doing some dumb petty sh*t)...

Yeah that sucks but a blind lawyer showing up for your case is wild



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vinceisallin said No one with a straight respectable record dresses like brozo. Any success lawyer shows up dressed to impressed! I have hired a couple in my younger days because of their status, which is well worth the price! Don’t hire some clown who knows the law, hire someone who knows the law and golfs with judges. Hire someone who used to prosecute for the state, who knows everyone in the building and has a working relationship

I've hired a few in my day as well and by far the best lawyer I've come across was an older man that dressed like he got his suit from goodwill and had never met a brush in his life but dude was good and was always working

BraveSoleXIII said Lol try 30-40. Even more. Most lawyers would be in heaven if their caseload was only 15 cases.

You're probably right. This was years ago and was basing that on how many calls I remembered answering for them because I had to quit doing what I was doing to answer them

LazyLeg said You're probably right. This was years ago and was basing that on how many calls I remembered answering for them because I had to quit doing what I was doing to answer them

Yea. Probably depends on the practice. But I do research at a PI firm. The junior a*sociates have like 20. The OGs are juggling like 40. It’s disgusting. Never enough time. Plus juggling incoming cases and those clients who just call because they’re bored.