A Night Out wit Kim Kardashian & Kris (Humphries....yep that guy)

Kim gets out of car with Umbrella Man ALREADY waiting and we see Kris Humphries eyes lookin like "is Lance Romance really about to step out after my girl ANDDD before me?" (in Kris's head he's thinkin...dude thats my umbrella man. not fair!) Kim's thinking "If this was Reggie he would of stiff armed Lance Romance and been holding my hand already"

Umbrella man's job on point. Kim lookin like :insert Joan Rivers Face: Also Lance Romance is out with a quickness meanwhile Kris is getting all the clothes that were bought for him with his credit card by Kim, soaked on. (clothes bought can also be seen on Reggie Bush) Kris is feelin a little

Umbrella Man STILL holding it down (which one of us wouldn't of traded a xeroxed copy of your dead cousins green card for his job that night) Kim lookin like she really gettin to know the medical lay of the land in New York. haha And Lance Romance brushing Kris to 3rd in line cause Umbrella Man is 2nd now
by now Kris is feeling:

Umbrella Man is now working his other hand with his iphone and recording Kim's a*s meanwhile doing a superb job as Umbrella Man. Its been 12 minutes but Kim walked 2 steps. Still looks bangin though. Lance Romance is adjusting to the lifestyle quickly. And then theres Kris who is : :jay:

Unbrella Man looking like he's gona win an Oscar. Now taking still pics with phone while never letting a single drop to drop on her (unless Kim asked). Lance Romance is now goin in for the waist grab to let her know he is in fact Lance Romance. It's been 30 minutes and Kim is safely out of the car and has moved 12 steps andddd Kris is hoppin back in the ride with a face of (we can only see his shoes)

that pretty much wrapped up that part of the night...