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Rockstar Vows to Only Release Grand Theft Auto V From Now On



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 2 weeks ago '09        #1
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Rockstar Vows to Only Release Grand Theft Auto V From Now On
 

 
Following the release of Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy, Rockstar Games has pledged to only release new versions of their 2013 smash hit Grand Theft Auto V moving forward as a publisher.
“The people have spoken, and we’ve heard them,” said Sam Houser, president of Rockstar Games. “They’re not interested in these new versions of*San Andreas*and*Vice City. They couldn’t care less, in fact. It just proves what we’ve known for years; players aren’t interested in the classics they played growing up, or even single player DLC that can extend the narrative campaign. They would just rather be playing*GTA 5. We tried shaking up our formula and paying attention to something else, and everyone got really mad at us. We hear you loud and clear: just*Five*stuff from here on out. We’ve even put*Six*on the backburner for now.”*

Gamers all over felt that Rockstar was misinterpreting the recent trilogy’s reception and manipulating the narrative to serve their desires.*

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 2 weeks ago '11        #2
Ant O 
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 2 weeks ago '18        #3
Juliette DaBlok  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x4
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These n*ggas sound like some entitled pricks
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 2 weeks ago '17        #4
SPdaGOAT  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x4
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These n*ggas hilarious lol
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 2 weeks ago '20        #5
N7X  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x6
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 2 weeks ago '21        #6
JayMurdoch  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x4
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Rockstar is run by bi*ches/hos confirmed. GTA 6 guaranteed to be trash




might still check it out when it drops in 10 years though
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 2 weeks ago '14        #7
Epitome 
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this fake?
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 2 weeks ago '20        #8
Blafy  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x5
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Didn’t the original guys leave or one guy left earlier this year
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 2 weeks ago '06        #9
Lord Booker  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x7
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lol, no way this is real. come on ya'll
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 2 weeks ago '15        #10
Tobinmont  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x4
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Man fu*k them nuccaz.
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 2 weeks ago '08        #11
Kewop Decam  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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 Epitome said
this fake?
yes...
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 2 weeks ago '04        #12
boimannie2004 
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Fake. This is a satire site and if this was true would have been picked up by the major gaming outlets.
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 2 weeks ago '15        #13
Spawn  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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I want to know what brought OP from the depths of his strong lurk to post a satire article.

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 2 weeks ago '20        #14
Ball Man  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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Satire... plus Dan Houser left R*
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 2 weeks ago '10        #15
Chiyosuke 
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OP should've posted the entire article

“Wait, that’s their takeaway from all this?” said Mel Ankov, a longtime fan of the Grand Theft Auto series. “We lobby for this stuff, get excited when it’s announced, buy it the day it comes out, and then when our valid criticisms are aired we’re just told more news about Grand Theft Auto V? I’ve had two marriages since that game was released. Do something else, anything else! Maybe something to do with Bully, Max Payne, L.A. Noire, Manhunt, or Midnight Club, I don’t know. Not more fu*king GTA 5! It’s one of the best games I’ve ever played, and also I hate it now.
This shyt is gold
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 2 weeks ago '14        #16
Epitome 
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 Kewop Decam said
yes...
fake or not

Knowing Rockstar this some sh*t they would say and do anyway. I mean how many times GTA5 been released now lol

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PackerTrelli3  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x11
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Gta 6 gonna end up being a gta 5 mission smh
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 2 weeks ago '13        #18
818digi 
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They better hurry up and release six…. Quit playing games you bums. They ain’t hearing sh*t loud and nothing you deaf a**holes.

Also release new warriors and bully.
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 2 weeks ago '12        #19
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 Juliette DaBlok said
These n*ggas sound like some entitled pricks
It’s fake bruh lol

Site is like the onion
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 2 weeks ago '05        #20
Micheal C. Will  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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We tried shaking up our formula and paying attention to something else
If you can't tell this sh*t is fake from that sentence alone



Rockstar isn't shaking up any type of formula, but milking stupid people off of old a*s games.
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 2 weeks ago '11        #21
CALViiiN  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x26
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vow to suck these nuts. fu*k you rockstar

 2 weeks ago '10        #22
Black Excellence  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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Read the first couple lines and said wait….didn’t Houser leave?

Funny stuff nonetheless.
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 2 weeks ago '13        #23
Ta388 
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Gotta be fake, I know I’d take the nostalgic old games remastered over 5 any day
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 2 weeks ago '05        #24
agentspits.com 
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I thought I was tripping till I read the comments. I was genuinely confused as hell, the weed doesn't help.

 2 weeks ago '04        #25
D1nOnlyMrM@  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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Sounds like a kid with the basketball who lost and took his ball home. Oh yall don't like us rerelasimg sh*t? Fine the. We will just stop making the new game and focus on what you got already
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