OK, Mr Juice Magnate go open up your own posh store in the middle of the Bronx with elegant marble flooring and a light show that rivals a Vegas night on the town. And hire some well groomed embarrassingly polite waiters to serve the juice. Since you got all the market research down pat go open up that juice emporium of yours and see if you do any better...
Especially since they have one of those Juice "emporiums" around my block, it's like a ghost town in there--everything is spoiled and sh*t because no one buys anything.
Where exactly is this spot tho?