Curtis Jackson AKA 50 Cent Was Arrested - Thursday, September 01, 2005

09-01-2005, 02:47 AM

Rapper Curtis Jackson arrested for masturbating.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

-- Rapper Curtis Jackson was promptly arrested after Jim Lakmen, a bathroom attendant, walked in on what appeared to be Jackson masturbating in the restroom, once again.

"I've warned him many many times", said Mr. Lakmen. "And I'm sick of cleaning up the mess left behind. I wouldn't have called the police if he just cleaned up after himself. Now he can masturbate as much as he wants, in jail!"

Jackson is currently facing charges for exposing himself in public. If convicted, Jackson could be sentenced with up to 5 years in prison, a $25,000 fine, as well as becoming a registered s3x offender. Jackson's lawyer claimed his client was innocent and was framed by jealous rappers who don't make as much money as him.