Honestly, there are many contentions in this article that make little sense to me. He most probably did commit the heinous crime, but this is my own personal interpretation of the report, specifically the parts that didn't make much sense (pretty much all of it):
Okay, you screamed hysterically in a flat with two roommates, a daughter who's sleeping in the same bed and a grandmother across the hallway. Surely, there must be a witness that can back up your story, right?
Ah, that's odd.. Your daughter didn't hear your screaming hysterically? Smothered mouth or not, hysterical screaming is getting through (not to mention the physical struggle..) It's just as odd that he'd see your daughter next to you, and decide to go ahead with the crime anyway. He must be a real mean and reckless character to pull off an audacious move like that.
.. Okay, whatever. Shrinking violets can have a dark side. At least your room mates can help you nail this two-faced bastard by testifying that there was a ruckus in their own flat, right?
Damn, that's really bad luck. How did he know that your roommates were gone though? Surely, if he had delivered to you before..
Yeah, they really gotta work on their customer service.
.. Anyway, he must have known that there might have been other people in the house, surely? Seems like a dumb thing to do; break into a flat at 12:30am on a Friday night of all times, when you'd think that the place would be way too active to take that sort of risk..
That's quite a few coincidences there to end up with no witnesses and a suspect who'd have the nerve to try to r*pe somebody in an apartment that he had some knowledge of; probably enough knowledge to know that there were four people there.
Anyway, whatever.. The joke was on him in the end, because he got caught red-handed; I would have loved to have seen his reaction!
Ha! Must have seen his life flash before his eyes!
Wha.. Wait a goddamn minute! You're telling me that you got a look at his face, he expressed panicked remorse, and then decided to steal your phone on his merry way out for good measure? At the very least, he must have be too shaken to get back to business immediately after; a 16 year old kid who's just been caught in the act of a very serious crime...
For fu*k's sake, throw me a bone here.
.. This is getting stranger by the minute. Still, if he has a reputation and a rap sheet as a burglar, and has a history of abusing his role as a delivery boy to enter premises he has no right being in, then all this suspicious evidence and hearsay will make a lot more sense.
Ha! Gotcha! His boss might be a forgiving motherfu*ker, but the cops wouldn't have put up with that bullsh*t.
The fu*k? You're not making this easy on me...
.. No kidding.. I'm a bit stunned myself. Poor child.
.. Hmm, not really the sort of thing I'd expect a 7 year old to say. A feminist out of the 1960's, maybe.. Perhaps kids are just a lot more mature these days..?
Oh my God! So much for mature kids.. I'm getting tired of this article sh*tting on my theories, by the way. Kind of shocking that a 16 year old would try something like that though, especially a really shy kid. Hell, a respectful teenager from a good family? Sounds like a virgin through and through.
I still can't believe you screamed and no one heard you.. I just. I'm sorry, I'll move on.
Anyway, good thing that it was over relatively quickly, at least. 30 seconds? Yep, he was definitely a virgin..
.. Or a mass rapist.. That's also possible.
I know, thank God she didn't see you ra...
.. r*ped, I was going to say r*ped; but I guess seeing your mother hysterical would be.. traumatic also. Hell, my mother went nuts over the smallest sh*t all the time when I was younger, so I completely understand.
Still, when all is said and done, no words speak louder than the tears of a grieving mother; you've got to give her the benefit of the doubt, I suppose. He probably genuinely was a serial door-opener burglar/rapist.
Btw, if you're offended by this, I apologise; but he hasn't been sentenced yet, and I reserve the right to make light of stories that make no sense to me.
please never analyze anything EVER again..... just horribleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee